Agents can be such assholes!!

I was just talking to an agent, and we had a pretty poor phone connection, and he mumbled. He was giving me the client’s name, and I couldn’t understand what he said, so I asked him to repeat it.

He said “Her name is Hope, as in ‘I Hope you get this right.’”

Really? My middle name is Enjoy, as in “I hope you Enjoy it when I break my foot off in your ass.”

DIET COKE!!!!

Ah, sweet carbonated, caffeine-laden nectar of the Gods, how I missed you.

I'm Punk!

I colored my hair on Saturday. I wanted to try a new and different color, so I went for nice dark burgundy.

When I was done rinsing/conditioning and took the towel off my hair, my first thought was “Wow! That is REALLY dark!” I was a little worried, but figured I wouldn’t freak out until I dried my hair.

When it was dried and styled, I was very happy, because I love the shade!! So I went bopping around all weekend all dark-tressed and pleased.

When I went to the bathroom a little while ago, I noticed for the very first time (maybe because of the fluorescent lighting, who knows) that where my hair was gray, it is now purple!! Full on, dark rich, purple!!!

It made me laugh, because that is something you wouldn’t ever expect from me. It gives me a nice bad-ass punk kind of look; even though I’m the same wussy girl I’ve always been and will forever be.

Home Sweet Home

Well, they finally moved me, so I am now sitting right next to my Heidi. YAY!!!!

Look out, Crump, the Hos are consolidating their power.

Seriously weird dream

So, last night I had a very weird dream.

I went to the beauty salon, and I got cornrows!!! I know!!! I looked just as you would imagine I would look with cornrows- horrible. I remember I was freaking out, wondering how you wash them, and wouldn't they get frizzy? And then I combed my hair, and a few of the cornrows came right out in the comb.

But there were really cool beads at the end of each braid- a round bead with some funky Celtic engraving.

And I was all worried because I had to go to work the next day, and I was thinking nobody would like them, and I was worrying over the comments I was going to get.

Thankfully, I woke up before I actually got to work, because I don't think that part of the dream would have been pretty.

Where in the heck did that dream come from?!?!?!

What is up with East Coast Governor's Mansions?

Seriously, the one in New Jersey turned Jim McGreevy gay, and the one in New York apparently turned Eliot Spitzer into a whoremonger.

I sure hope someone is keeping an eye on Connecticut.

Happy Thursday!

I need to stock up on juice. I AM SO SICK OF DRINKIG WATER!!!

In happy news, they are definitely moving me to the empty desk next to Heidi Ho! Yay!!! They said it will be a week or two, I hope it’s closer to one week.

Little does Crump know what is about to be unleashed upon it.

Depressed and Cranky

First of all, Mother Nature is a lying, trick-playing bitch! We were supposed to have nice warmish mild weather this week, and instead it's cold and windy and it may snow tonight. What the hell?

Second, when I was brushing my hair today, I noticed it was time to touch up the color. I could tell by all the gray I could see in my hair. Lots and lots and tons and tons of gray!

Third, I am pretty much separated from the rest of my department at work. They moved almost everyone but me, shifting everyone over a row or two, leaving me next to an empty desk and the DI bitches.

There is an empty, available spot right in the middle of the rest of the team, and I could sit there. I asked why they didn't move me there, and John said they wanted to move as few people as possible. What the hell??? They were moving so many already, just one more would have made a difference?

John said they might move to that spot this week, but I'm not exactly holding my breath.

That desk would be ideal, though. I would be right next to my Heidi Ho!! And I could help take some of the Ruth attention off of her.

Wait, maybe it's not such a good idea after all...